The Punisher does exist!!!

DENVER, COLORADO
January 27, 2010


Much like Stan Lee's comic book character "The Punisher" it seems that an individual in Colorado has taken the law into his own hands.

On the morning of January 26, A man who had previously been charged with abusing his two German Shepherd dogs was found naked and chained to a tree in his back yard. His hands and feet had been bound with zip ties and he had been gagged with a hand towel.

This came not long after the man (who has asked news outlets to remain anonymous) was charged with animal neglect had tied his dogs up to the same tree outside for nearly 72 hours straight in 20 degree temperatures. A passerby had noticed the dogs and made the phone call.

Suffering from hypothermia and dehydration, the man claims that he was walking into his home when he was struck on the back of the head by a heavy object. He did not see the attacker. Police later discovered a white skull with elongated teeth spray painted onto the hood of his car with the words: "How do you like it?"

Currently, there is no reward offered for any information in this case.